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[otnemeM]

The Nobel Prize in Science has gone to scientists who created an ultra-thin carbon. Actually it's normal thickness, but wearing stripes.

http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/statuses/26869015165

[The Meditant]

I find the Chilean miners too mainstream now… I preferred them when they were a bit more underground.

[Venøm]

I'm happy i grew up when i did. One of the reasons is for that right there.
When kids tv networks showed new cartoons THEY KNEW HOW TO SHOW THEM.
They devoted a whole night, a whole bump filled with new cartoons and they spent the whole week hyping you up for this shit. You got home from school on monday and just threw everything you had on the floor and turned the tv on to see what was instore for this friday. Who was going to be the host this week? You saw the promo and you'd either be disappointed "awww the mayor is hosting AGAIN?! He just hosted 2 weeks ago!" or you got all giddy when you heard that Mother fuckin' COW was hosting.
Your week slowly dragged on until it was that magical day again. Your tv would just explode with fun when you turned it on at 7pm.

Now a days, there is no hype, there is no buildup, all you see is "Hey new episode of some show is on friday" but this wasn't enough, NO! IT WASN'T! They completely ravaged the sacred night that was friday night and instead of having one giant power block of new shows, you had one new show a night. You had "that show" on Tuesday. You had "this show" Wednesday, and you had "some show" on Thursday. No build up at all, not comical witty guest hosting the show, just the show.

I take pride in knowing that i grew up with Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, and i pity the children of today who have "some show" playing tonight at 8.

[otnemeM]

"this song sucz in the song we hear just oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo and same times barbara streisand"

[KonigLowe]

"Até Portugal 110, después 170."



Em conversa com espanhol, dono de loja, em que ele me relembrava que em Espanha, agora, a velocidade máxima é de 110km/h. Curiosamente lembrei-me da frase dele mal pisei território nacional, começaram logo os máximos a 500metros de distância e as velocidades supersónicas.

[KonigLowe]

"Esta geração tem mais nomes que Belzebu."

Ricardo Pereira / Governo Sombra / TSF

[Cthulhu_Dawn]

Barack Obama has now fired more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace prize winners combined

[tampinhas13]

Barack Obama has now fired more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace prize winners combined

[Ratonni di Poronni]

"...y sobre todo, sean siempre capaces de sentir en lo más hondo cualquier injusticia cometida contra cualquiera en cualquier parte del mundo. Es la cualidad más linda de un revolucionario."

[KonigLowe]

"Nos indivíduos, a loucura é algo raro - mas nos grupos, nos partidos, nos povos, nas épocas, é regra."

Friedrich
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"Portugal é o país europeu com mais perturbações mentais"

Público
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Agora façam o silogismo

[IsyDayane]

"O mal é um ponto de vista."

"A única coisa que se compartilha com todos os mortais é a morte."

(Livro: Entrevista com o Vampiro - Anne Rice)

[Perforation]

O caminho para conseguir um milhão de dólares é fundar uma religião. — L. Ron Hubbard
A teologia de um homem é uma gargalhada de outro. — Robert A. Heinlein
Todas as religiões são fundadas sobre o temor de muitos e a esperteza de poucos. — Stendhal

[KonigLowe]

"Metê-los na cadeia não é solução, é como podar as plantas, quanto mais podamos mais elas crescem".

Pinto da Costa (médico)

[death in geres]

"Eu não fujo! Quando quiserem falar comigo estarei sempre aqui!"

Luis Filipe Vieira, 30 de Maio de 2011, em entrevista com Judite de Sousa, em alusão ao presidente de futebol corrupto que fugiu para espanha avisado por um magistrado que a judiciária o ia buscar!

[ratatapumparapapum]

"It's not infinite. I can't compreend it!"